Score: 3

"OMG TEH SK8!111"

submission: Yoshi's Skate Demo

date: March 16, 2004

OMFG U HAVE TEH SPRITES SK8ING \m/ <---ROCK ON11!1

Uncredited sprites and skating. Been there, done that.

Animation was decent, but it should be contributed to something more original...

Score: 7

"Interesting perspective"

submission: Short, artistic movie

date: March 14, 2004

Don't pay attention to the last guy. Regardless of theme (which this one I express interest in) he should respect art of all levels.

This is very symbolic. The idea of people dancing carefree in the tear shows that people walk and even become joyful on the depression and sadness of others, not giving regard as to what their situation is. Intentional or not, this is what I gathered from this flash.

Score: 10

"Haw!"

submission: Sonic: Uncut 2

date: January 24, 2004

Good Lord! This is awesome! Where to start?

Art/Animation: Vastly improved from the last episode. Nice screen pans and subtle tween effects gave this a TV worthy animation quality.

Sound: Voice acting was very well done. Shadow's voice kinda reminds me off Kiff's voice. (Brannigan's servant/slave on Futurama) Amy's voice-PERFECT. Sounded exactly like the game. Her lines were very charming and cute; true to her nature.

Humor: Let's see, Shadow's plots of violence, Knuckles shooting midgets, tanked Tails, and Shadow's paranoia. Need I say more?

You guys own. This owns. Keep up the craziness, because I look forward to the next episode. Rock on!

Score: 2

"Dissapointing"

submission: Pulp Fantasy

date: January 14, 2004

What the hell? This seems more like a 50 Cent/Wangsta version of Final Fantasy. Aside from the song at the beginning, this was in no way related to Pupl Fiction.

This was just boring. Writing was horrid, and seems like something some dumbass who watches MTV all day would write. C'mon....

Score: 2

"Ugh."

submission: Cool Movie

date: December 25, 2003

This is exactly why The Matrix should've never been concieved.......

Score: 6

"Hmm...."

submission: Final Fantasy Sound Board

date: December 3, 2003

I kinda liked this. I love all the FF chimes, jingles, and noises, so I had some fun with this.

Nice flash, but there is just something.....off about the title Vacant Child. Other than the fact that, yes, it's supposed to be Advent Children, but I was laughing my ass off at the name Vacant Child. That sounds like a movie that Michael Jackson would direct.......

Just teasin'. Good work.

Score: 7

"Huh...."

submission: A guy dies

date: November 30, 2003

Well, it delivers what it promised, in rather good but short animation. I love the guy's expression at the end.

Score: 0

"Buuuullllllshit."

submission: Mushroom.Rhapsody

date: November 30, 2003

You so ripped off of Titanium Rhapsody, in every way, shape, and form. Don't deny it. Grow up and find some originality.

Score: 1

"Dumb as hell"

submission: JC on Kill Bill

date: November 16, 2003

Why can't anyone make a decent Kill Bill related flash? Was this supposed to be funny? Why did this get a 3.25?

Bah, enough questions. This was lame. The only thing I liked was the timing on the mouth movements, but other than that, this was lame as hell.

Score: 0

"Oh no the fuck........"

submission: boondock saints tribute

date: November 6, 2003

Boondock Saints own. This doesn't. Point in fact, this is probably the worst Flash I've seen in a while. And that says alot, because I've seen shit from assclowns such as Daniel Masri and Livecorpse. And at least they don't use sticks to make shitty tributes to awesome movies. I can't possibly begin to count Matrix "tributes" that involve crappy ass stills (Mother fuckin' STILLS) of stick figures with no background to be found. Do us all a favor. Go live in the mountains for a few years. Go live far away from a video store or theatre, because I can't stand seeing works of art degraded like this.

You disgust me.