XxXAgentBrakXxX's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sk8erman]

I normally hate sk8 sticks....

But this was quite nice. You sir, know how to animate. Those movements were very fluid, and all the bails were funny too. It was a little too short, but still good. This is most worthy of a 3.15.

[Counter Strike Clan Intro]

Hmm...

Not bad for a first Flash. I remember when I played CS, and loved it. Now it's been changed too much, with all the hacker clans, and those MyG0t tards....

But this is an okay Flash. I thought it ran on kinda long, but decent.

[Stick Man Fight Advanced]

Wow...

Sticks sure are hard to draw, and so is making such an amazingly original Flash....

Good fucking God, I'm ashamed of the portal now. For shame, because all I see are Madness rip-offs, and rip-offs of a movie that was made 3 years ago. Holy hell, this is sad. It's sad because I can't go through one stick movie now without seeing some kind of blatant rip-off of Xiao Xiao, or someone using CS sounds, hoping people will protect them for using sounds from FPS hacking paradise.

What in the name of holy dog shit is this all about?! Here's a hint pal, don't submit anything else. This made me vomit worse than I ever have in years. Hell, this makes Daniel Masri look like Legendary Frog....

[Lucca vs. Magus]

Haw! I nearly pissed myself!

Jebus, that was great. I was expecting this to be sort of serious, probably because it seemed that way at first...And then I saw the CRAK SK8UR, and fell out of my seat laughing. I fucking LOVED the randomness, so I guess I wan't too suprised to see Misteroo (Arfenhouse teh Movie creator) in the credits. This owned like hell. Good job.

Jimong5 responds:

Adept_Omega's Response:

Hey, thanks for the review, man!

I'm glad to see this film is having the effects it was intended to! To be honest, though, we weren't expecting such an outburst of praise. Glad to hear people enjoyed it. ^_^

[Soul Calibur]

Yay!

Isn't stealing fun? Even when it's blatantly obvious, it's always good to be lazy and submit stuff as though it were yours. Fun, fun, fun.....

[Madness..]

Yeah!

To hell with originality! Who needs it when you can remake a movie on the top 50? Maybe it will pass the original!

Okay, the Madness rip-offs, I mean, "tributes", have gotten out of hand. Would it kill anyone to be original?

[-True North-]

Wow

Best Clock movie EVER. Oh God, I love the way SBC was in that movie. He was so stupid, yet very funny. The Compass Crew was pretty sweet as well, and I loved how you put Sephiroth's theme in there.

And the very last scene was awesome.

No one needs to be told WHY this deserves a 5. It owned.

[Newgrounds News 6]

Pretty good

Decent episode, but I couldn't give sound anything but a 2. Better callers.

MappytheKlown? He's a fuckin' retard. He goes and calls the Tactics Core game nerd shit, yet he runs an entire fucking site and Message Board bashing the Clock Crew. He was also one of Stoned_Gorilla's Neo-Nazi bitches who bashes Damon. And he's so full of himself. Ooh, top 5, you want a fucking medal?

I liked how you got Miguel Caron on and had him clarify the Kitty/Germaine situation. That was pretty cool.

A pretty good ep in my opinion, but need less callers like MTK.

[Newgrounds News 3]

Lazy

This took no time at all. Frist off, the preloader: lazy. No bar, no digits. Voice work: Lazy. You stopped with voices during the stickman interview (yes, stickman, not Xiao Xiao. Xiao Xiao means "laugh laugh". It's not a name).

Very dissapointing.