XxXAgentBrakXxX's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Newgrounds News 7]

Okay.....

Just okay. Though I like the concept of a NG news show, it just seems like you are stating the obvious issues, which pretty much everyone knows. However, I do like the calls by NG users. Looks like a decent series.

But I didn't like this episode at all. It seems as if you made it to insult NG Flash artists.

You dissed Sam T in this by calling him a geek, which was very immature and stupid. But then, you start kissing his ass, which makes you sound like a suck-up. And then, you dissed Foamy and Germaine. You made a crappy imitation of Faomy, and made Germaine look like a slut. If I were iwillpress, I'd be very pissed off.

Not a good idea for a NGN episode at all.

[Better Days]

Stop already....

Ooh, look at Stoned_Gorilla, the little cock-sucker who thinks he's a badass because he's some stupid ass Neo-Nazi. Whatever. You're offensive little films are not funny to anyone except those dickless ACC people who have nothing better to do in their date-less, God forsaken lives than to diss clocks. People. I'm begging you. GET A LIFE.

Stoned-Gorilla responds:

You made a movie about me, named 'Asshats of Earth', you should be the one getting a life. You jumped on the cry baby bandwagon and you decided to turn up the pussiness and make a movie about me. I never said I thought I was badass, so stfu.

[SHINE GET 3!!!1111]

O_o

Holy shit...that was like Arfenhouse on acid. I'm scared, and think I'll go cuddle in a corner with a sharp object in hand....

[final fantasy X parody]

Awesome

This is what I want to see on NG. Hand drawn FF parodies. This was very well done. The artwork was superb, and this was insanely funny. You sounded kind of young, but think about it. If your flash is this good now, think of what'll be later on! See folks, alot of younger NG users who submit flash ask for pitty votes, like "plz dont blam im onlee 12". Everyone can do well if they take the time, and obviously, this one did.

Awesome. If you make a second one, be sure to include more of Rikku and Lulu ;)

[Halo Preview]

...No.

This is insanely bad. The drawings were so crappy, I laughed my ass off. I mean, how can you take this seriously? Is this supposed to be a spoof or what? I think so, because Master Cheif looked like one of those crappy remote-controlled robots that they sell at toy stores. And did I see that Covenant smoking?!

Dude, this is terrible. It's as if you made this just to get people to watch the Halo 2 previews...

[For Jamon]

sigh...

You are the sickest thing alive. I have never hated anyone so much in my life. No excuses, no stupid "stephan hawkings" IMs. I hope you deal with pain such as this, where the closest people to you die. You need to be instructed about how humans think and feel.

[DBZ Style]

This sucked!

Dude, this was beyond terrible. Not only were you tyring too hard to be funny with an overused concept, the artwork was horrid. Crap.

Stoned-Gorilla responds:

yes, I agree this movie is horrible. But this was infact made 2 years ago. your name is an overused concept, CHECK IT OUT YO, HARDK0RE TRIPLE X NAME.

[a man walks into a bar...]

Wow

....Dude, that wasn't very good. You totally abused the shape tweening, and it looked stupid.

trenk responds:

oh no, you figured out the secret to my animation style, what gave it away? the stupidness? the shape tweening? or was it some crazy combination of the two? in fact, just how any licks does it take to get the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll pop? the world may never know. in other words....fuck you shit head